Lion Slicer was born from the ashes of a Nine Pound Hammer tribute band, called The Kentucky Breakdown. Everything went according to plan until they started writing their own stuff. They recruited a second guitar player named Phil. Then everything fell apart. First Keenan left, then Tim ditched out.
Rygar and Phil eventually found Adam, drum commander, captain. They remained known only as R.P.A for two grueling, highly depressing months. Many bassmasters tried out. Some could handle the rock, and some could not. In our hour of last hope we remembered Adam had a friend named Nate. Nate just happens to be a bassmaster.
No longer R.P.A.N, we are Lion Slicer! We are the alpha Lion Slicer. Al
